rabioheab:

calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery 

strikerhercules:

» Because only Vin Diesel could ever be ridiculously nerdy enough to attend the UK world premiere red carpet for Guardians of the Galaxy wearing a “I am Groot” t-shirt and walking on stilts

The Internet Has Gone Corgi Crazy

guy:

theblogforadog:

so here’s some weird Corgi mixes

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Corgi/Chihuahua

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Corgi/Chow

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Corgi/Dachshund

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Corgi/Dalmatian

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Corgi/English Bulldog 

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Corgi/German Shepherd

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Corgi/Golden Retriever 

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Corgi/Husky

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Corgi/Jack Russell 

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Corgi/Papillon 

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Corgi/Toy Poodle

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Corgi/Sheltie

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Corgi/Shiba Inu

Introverts

featherended:

aspieartistjourdan:

Being a introvert is like being Robert Downey Jr. in your head

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and Castiel in real life

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how did you manage to sum it up so easily

(Source: nonadventuresofanintrovert)

westbor0baptistchurch:

when the annoying asshole in class is kicked out

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gusmen:

“i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet

Some writers need a while to charge their batteries, and then write their books very rapidly. Some writers write a page or so every day, rain or shine. Some writers run out of steam, and need to do whatever it is they happen to do until they’re ready to write again.
Neil Gaiman (Entitlement issues)

(Source: fictionwritingtips)

Loki’s age is 1048 years old

team-hiddleston:

mistletease:

mudokun:

According to the captions of the first Thor movie, the battle between the Jotuns and Asgardians take place in Norway, 965 AD. Around this time, Loki was born.

In Thor 2 the life expectancy was stated to be around 5,000. The average human life in developed countries from what I’ve gathered is approximately 82.

Therefore, in human years Loki is somewhere around 17

#are you telling me loki is just going through his rebellious teenage emo stage

Yes

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ronaldkn0x:

this guy is listening to loud ass gospel music in the library and one of the workers asked him to turn it down and he said “YOU CANT TURN DOWN JESUS”

(Source: tachibanamakotos)

knives-joans:

swipedsweetrolls:

lexet:

everythingshinesunderthesun:

thats-a-little-gay:

lexet:

melody-of-the-sea:

camiekahle:

WHAT BABE

THE BABE WITH THE POWER

WHAT POWER

THE POWER OF VOODOO

WHO DO?

YOU DO

DO WHAT?

THAT’LL DO

(Source: terminalimpacts)

trojanwarfare:

figures of myth, legend and religon

"You have been cast down to the earth, you who once laid low the nations! You said in your heart, ‘I will ascend to the heavens; I will raise my throne above the stars of God; I will sit enthroned on the mount of assembly, on the utmost heights of Mount Zaphon. I will ascend above the tops of the clouds; I will make myself like the Most High!’"

Natalie Dormer as a female Lucifer (the morning star).

jinn0uchi:

the-hatred-machine:

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

A capital letter changes it even further:

Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses

literally the best post I have seen on this website

(Source: peterthestarcatcher)

kamikazeworld:

fantasticsteve:

ohyousourwolf:

Why is it that evil villains always find poison to inject into their victims like just literally fill the syringe with air and just stick the needle between their toes or something. It’ll mimic a heart attack and the victim will die pretty quick and NO ONE WILL ASK MANY QUESTIONS BECAUSE IT’LL LOOK LIKE A HEART ATTACK

first of all how do you know this information i feel like the government doesnt want you to know that

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